Overheard

This one is short....

Overheard last night, as I walking back from a grocery shop with two bag full of shopping for the week (very mundane stuff inside the bags - ok, if you must know - semi-skimmed milk, corn flakes, bread etc., that sort of stuff.)

Anyways, deviating from the point. As i said - overheard last night, as i was walking home with shopping bags and i passed this local pub, with a guy and a woman standing out. Both puffing on a cigarette (if you don't know, smoking inside pubs is banned in the UK now! - so suddenly when you go to a pub with friends/colleagues now, most of the interesting talk and gossip happens outside. And if you don't smoke, you look like a total loser just hanging on with friends to not miss the talk. Becomes a moot point, if they offer u a cigarette and you say-'No thanks, i don't smoke'. They give you this look which sort of 'wtf, you standing here for?')

Anyhow, not to deviate from the point again. Ahem! As i was saying - overheard. The lady puffing on the cigarette had a glass of wine in one hand and the cigarette in the other. And all i heard of the conversation was this :

Lady : '....and she was a double J at the time. Can you imagine what thats like?'

Guy: 'hmm...not sure, its difficult'

Me (thinking, not aloud!) : 'Wow...did i hear that right? Is it what i am thinking it is?'

Lady: 'Yeah, its tricky - she was just a walking pair of massive boobies! Oh man..you should have seen her!'

Guy: '...'

Me(thinking, not aloud): 'Bang on, i was right....holy shit...walking pair of boobies...'

Lady: 'But now, she is a double D, she was been working out very hard and did a few other things..'

Guy: '...Wow...'

Me(thinking, not aloud): ' Wow...impressive, good for her.'

By this time, i was out of ear shot, and so readers, i do not have any more of this conversation! 

But, I still wonder - 'there IS a double J?